Choir directors have been lamenting the disproportionate number of girls in choir, especially in those high school years. It’s just tough getting the guys interested. Well Paradise Valley, AZ choir director Mary Segall has a novel solution… take the choir on a field trip to Hooters.

Okay, so the official story is that the trip was to perform at a downtown Phoenix location, and Hooters was the only restaurant in the area that could accommodate 40 people for lunch. And I understand why she’s sticking to that story what with being suspended and all.

But we know the real truth…

Why Santy Claus? Why?…

A woman in El Dorado Hills, California really really does want a hippo for Christmas. Or at least she wants her old hippo back. Apparently thieves made off yesterday with a 300 pound pink fiberglass hippo that was in her yard. So, if you should encounter any pink hippos over the holiday, you know where to send them.

This song is sort of a family tradition, in the sense that we try not to miss opportunities to infect one another with it this time of year. Just thought I’d share the seasonal joy. It strikes that perfect balance between catchy and annoying such that you can’t help but listen to it, and then once you do you can’t get it out of your head.

Go on… click “Play”. You know you want to…

Who says nothing good ever came from a bunch of people sitting around drinking beer?

Or maybe you prefer a larger scale project because you have a large amount of friends and a stupid amount of beer? Try this 1000 bottle Christmas Tree…