Choir directors have been lamenting the disproportionate number of girls in choir, especially in those high school years. It’s just tough getting the guys interested. Well Paradise Valley, AZ choir director Mary Segall has a novel solution… take the choir on a field trip to Hooters.

Okay, so the official story is that the trip was to perform at a downtown Phoenix location, and Hooters was the only restaurant in the area that could accommodate 40 people for lunch. And I understand why she’s sticking to that story what with being suspended and all.

But we know the real truth…