A woman in El Dorado Hills, California really really does want a hippo for Christmas. Or at least she wants her old hippo back. Apparently thieves made off yesterday with a 300 pound pink fiberglass hippo that was in her yard. So, if you should encounter any pink hippos over the holiday, you know where to send them.

This song is sort of a family tradition, in the sense that we try not to miss opportunities to infect one another with it this time of year. Just thought I’d share the seasonal joy. It strikes that perfect balance between catchy and annoying such that you can’t help but listen to it, and then once you do you can’t get it out of your head.

Go on… click “Play”. You know you want to…