Can you not bear to be without your gadget? Even long enough to shower? Not to fear, Etsy has introduced a line of soaps shaped as your favorite “black box”. (My mom has generically named all such portable devices that she doesn’t understand and you can’t be without, “black boxes”.) The soaps come in iPhone, iPod, Palm Pre, Blackberry, and even PSP and Playstation controller shapes.

The truly inexplicable bit is that the soaps are bourbon and coke scented. As if there mere fact that you might buy such a thing doesn’t make you enough of a social outcast, now you can smell like a hobo as well!