Behold, the relationship ending Man Wall. For a mere $15k (shipping not included) you can sit down in front of this baby and not get up until until you are good and single.
- 42″ Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTV
- 3 – 26″ Vizio Flat Panel LCD HDTVs
- 1000 watt Panasonic 5.1 Home Theater System
- DVD player with 5-CD changer
- iPod docking station
- 2 – Wireless surround sound speakers
- Live 7-foot sports ticker with built-in computer
- 1 year free service for sport’s ticker
- Full-size built-in beer refrigerated beer keg with tap
- 1000 watt microwave oven
- 2 cigar humidors (holds 25 cigars each) complete with gauges
- 32-bottle wine rack
Seriously, if they added an option for a recliner with built in massage and urinal, you would not only fail to notice she had stormed out, but would likely not even hear the doorbell ring when they tried to serve the papers.