I’m sure naming the cat “Help” sounded funny at the time.  There was no word on whether or not the officers were amused.  Still, it was probably safer than naming the cat “Free Beer” or “Kiss me”.  Although it seems to me that “Iva Bigbutt” and “Igotta Tinkle” are possibly even more amusing alternatives.

But most importantly, this lady has a cat that comes when you call it?