Ode to Chicken

This is one kid who is not afraid to express his love of chicken.  He is proudly and unabashedly willing to break into your car to get it.  He will beat you up if you try to stop him.  In the meantime he will reinforce every negative stereotype of African Americans.  Oh, and he is so much cooler than you.  Right down to the hat that’s on backward and is crooked; not to mention the wife-beater tee.  His parent’s must be so proud.