The opening line of the article says it all:
A group of nuns have set up a massage service as a new way of making ends meet after their chicken breeding business fell flat.
No wait! I take that back. I still have questions. Why were Austrian nuns breeding chickens in the first place? Isn’t that an odd business for a group of celibate hens to run? And wasn’t it doomed to fail?
As a fall back position the women try a second pseudo sex related business? Is this a theme? Does the town already have a glut of bakeries or elder care facilities?
On the plus side, I’ve finally found a massage parlor I can frequent without arousing Kim’s suspicion.