Nun MassageThe opening line of the article says it all:

A group of nuns have set up a massage service as a new way of making ends meet after their chicken breeding business fell flat.

No wait!  I take that back.  I still have questions.  Why were Austrian nuns breeding chickens in the first place?  Isn’t that an odd business for a group of celibate hens to run?  And wasn’t it doomed to fail?

As a fall back position the women try a second pseudo sex related business?  Is this a theme?  Does the town already have a glut of bakeries or elder care facilities?

On the plus side, I’ve finally found a massage parlor I can frequent without arousing Kim’s suspicion.

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