It’s really too bad that Kim’s birthday just passed, because I think I’ve found the perfect gift.  It’s an alarm clock that requires you to solve a simple math equation to turn it off.

It provides the operand and the answer and you need to twist the two dials until the equation is correct.  In the example above you would solve for ‘what’ minus ‘what’ equals 2?  Which sounds simple as you’re sitting here reading this in a fully caffeinated state, but I suspect would pretty much guarantee you’d start every day off in a bad mood.

On second thought, maybe it’s just as well her birthday has passed already.  Maybe as an April fool’s gag?