Inertia at Rest

Kim often watches Fox News so I don’t have to. She reported that immediately following the defeat of Martha Coakley in Massachusetts on Tuesday, Fox was crowing that President Obama will never pass another major piece of legislation. They are likely correct.

The GOP has made no bones about their agenda being to stop Obama. Their party chairman’s new book is titled, “Right Now: A 12-Step Program for Defeating the Obama Agenda.” The Tea Party movement is not dedicated to doing anything, rather their platform is almost wholly to stop Obama. There is I suppose a refreshing honesty to their forthright plan. But sadly, this plan of opposition is resonating with a significant group of people. People who are royally and understandably pissed about where we are, but lack the foresight to see that stopping all movement isn’t really a plan for getting out.

However, while I’m sure the GOP will spin this as a major referendum on Obama. It seems this is mostly a condemnation of Coakley and the horrible campaign she ran. In many ways, not so different than the New York 23rd District’s special election when Bill Owens became the first Democrat in 100 years to go to Congress from there.

Under the circumstances, the way the Bay State’s Senate race was run, I don’t entirely blame the voters for electing Brown over Coakley. At the state level, it wasn’t an unreasonable choice given the way the Democratic party had treated the electorate there. The problem is, this race had national implications.

There may still be some long-shot options for salvaging the healthcare bill, but pretty much everything in the future is done. No economic reform, meaning the banks will take us right back to 2008 all over again. No green initiatives, meaning global warming will go unchecked and we will still remain dependent on foreign oil. No new stimulus activities, meaning unemployment may hang at 10% for several years.

The true crime here is that based on the current senate rules requiring a super-majority to do most anything, the success of the GOP at achieving party unity with their Senators, and the inability of Democrats to sing in harmony amongst themselves, a small group of voters in Massachusetts just brought the entire country to a standstill.

Congress is now inert. I hope you like the view from where you are. You’ll be there awhile.


Of Football and Efficiency

The Wall Street Journal recently studied broadcast football (ostensibly because the economy is just too complicated) and came away with the staggering statistic that the average 2 hour and 54 minute game on TV contains just 11 minutes of actual football playing. This blistering level of excitement is bracketed by 17 minutes of replays, 3 seconds of cheerleaders, and about an hour of beer and truck commercials.

The bad news for weekend couch potatoes is that capturing the games on DVR should allow them to watch a full slate of Sunday football coverage in about an hour. This leaves ample time to pay attention to your kids and work on the Honey-do list, while alloting scant time to guzzle beer and munch chips.

On the other hand, wouldn’t it be cool if we could achieve those levels of efficiency elsewhere? What if other things you did only required you to put in 6.3% of the time allocated? I could mow my lawn in just under 4 minutes. The workday could be knocked off in just over half an hour. You could even get a Bachelor’s Degree in about 3 months. Of course sex would only last 28 seconds, so I suppose there’s a downside to all the efficiency as well…