Now that you can even get a Snuggie in a full Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle theme, I can’t imagine why you’d need to shop further for mobile domestic warmth products. Don’t those nice young men look toasty? And nothing says I’m the coolest dude on campus like TMNT gear.

But just in case you’re still feeling a chill in the room, those wacky Japanese can hook you up. You’ll be the envy of the household in this mummy bag with feet. (I’d recommend a nice pair of wool socks though.)

Your honey will certainly understand that tonight is not the night when they find you wrapped in this sexy nylon bodysuit. Ohh baby… I wonder if this comes in a TMNT theme?