My apologies for the dearth of bacon-related posts recently. But maybe a seasonal smoked swine story will assuage you. With Christmas coming, I’m sure some of you are thinking ahead to sending out those holiday greeting cards or letters, because let’s face it, it’s only you guys and junk mail that are keeping the USPS alive at this point. Yet many of you are putting off this task as the prospect of licking a big stack of envelopes leaves a bad taste in your mouth only surpassed by actually licking the damned things. Never fear.

Introducing Mmmvelopes, envelopes with an eye catching bacon design on the outside to entice your friends and family to tear into them, and a tasty bacon flavored adhesive for you. Sending cheesy pictures of your kids to people you haven’t spoken with in 12 months never tasted so good.

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