If you’re like the millions living in paranoid fear of the flu this season, then perhaps you’ve opted to don a face mask in public. Or maybe it’s just an homage to the late Michael Jackson. Or maybe you and your honey have a little nurse/doctor fantasy thing going on later.

Whatever the reason, if you’ve got to wear one, make it fun. Or better yet, fun and practical as with this zippered version that still allows you to stuff your face while being protected from your fellow diners.

For formal occasions or your debutante ball, you might wish to consider something all frilly and lace. After-all, it’s oh-so-chic for your face to match your bloomers.

And should you have a train robbery planned, but worry about dying from infection before you have a chance to spend your loot. Well, fear not. There’s a mask for that too.