Just north of the border in Brantord, Ontario there’s a house for sale. It’s an attractive turn of the century home, and under the Highlights section of the listing is the phrase “WALK BACK IN TIME”. That statement doesn’t really constitute more than a realtor’s linguistic flourish until you find the picture of the TARDIS room. Then it takes on a whole new meaning. It also makes you wonder how they computed the square footage of the house for the listing. What are the tax implications of having inter-dimensional rooms in your house? It that considered an out-building? Probably not, since I’m guessing there must be a bathroom in there somewhere. Although it’s not clear whether or not Timelords pee, it’s pretty clear the companions do.

Either way, I’m guessing I may need to rethink moving to Canada.