@My Kids: I don’t love you this much.

In what may be the most blatant attempt by a parent to guilt their child into caring for them in their old age, Patti Deni installed a flush mounted 98″ HDTV in the ceiling of her son’s room, over his bed.

Presumably the lad will now isolate himself in the room until he emerges at the age of 35, socially dysfunctional, riddled in bed sores, and in desperate need of a shower. At which time the now elderly Mrs. Deni will start lamenting how she gave everything she had to bring her son two decades of joy in his room, and now he needs to start supporting and caring for dear old Mom.

Genius…