Kim’s friend’s brother, Marty Roberts, is a local musician who has an original song out called Six-Pack Diet. The song laments how hard it is for guys to get the six-pack abs that our women assure us are not really all that important. (And yes, we appreciate you lying to us about that.) But now you can enjoy your six-pack and still have a six-pack thanks to the introduction of the Core Precision Undershirt. Apparently anyone can just pop one of these $100 bad boys on and… voila! You look like this:
I guess I know what I’ll be getting for my birthday now.
Wow… false advertising for guys now. It’s like women’s push-up/padded/water bras… Spanks to suck it all in, etc. Once you take the items off, everything falls to the floor (if there’s even enough to fall that far). We’ve become a very sad society when this is what people are spending their money on.
And… I’d rather listen to Marty’s song then see a guy in one of these. He’d have to have had the full six-pack to even consider it. Crazy…