Kim’s friend’s brother, Marty Roberts, is a local musician who has an original song out called Six-Pack Diet. The song laments how hard it is for guys to get the six-pack abs that our women assure us are not really all that important. (And yes, we appreciate you lying to us about that.) But now you can enjoy your six-pack and still have a six-pack thanks to the introduction of the Core Precision Undershirt. Apparently anyone can just pop one of these $100 bad boys on and… voila! You look like this:

I guess I know what I’ll be getting for my birthday now.