Iraqi show thrower Muntathar al-Zaidi testified Thursday that Bush’s smirk got the better of him and he just snapped. Curiously, that was the same thing that would happen to Kim whenever she saw Bush speak. Granted, she was rational enough to just scream at the TV and not hurl footwear at it.

But as fair warning to G.W. should Kim ever be in your live audience… her shoes are pointy, and she has a decent throwing arm.