Have you ever wondered how a television worked? Well, despite being the topic of this video, this isn’t really going to clear things up much. Do pay special attention to all the wires there that take care care of all the electrons and get them through all the way to here. I suspect that’s important. And, never ever let Icelandic poets lie to you. Solid advice there.

No one’s apocalypse kit would be complete without some nuclear grade duct tape. This stuff comes complete with its own nuclear certification of authenticity. Which presumably means that after the mushroom clouds subside, there will be somebody to sue in the event that the the tape fails and you are hideously mutated by radiation into some B-movie horror flick creature bent on stalking the lawyers who allowed this to happen to you. Order now, or the terrorists win!