Not to be out done in the laziness department, a Massachusetts man set fire to his house while he was trying to melt ice off his porch with a blow torch. Who could have possibly seen that coming? There is no mention of whether or not he’s married, but I’m hoping not, because if he is, he’ll never hear the end of this. And to think. If only he’d been trying to thaw out the propane grill, he might have qualified for a Darwin Award. Maybe next year…