Pizza and God

A recent Gallup poll finds that one third of Americans don’t believe there is evidence to support evolution. Further, 45% believe God created humans in their current form within the past 10,000 years. And people wonder why we are falling behind the rest of the world in science? C’mon, isn’t this the 21st century incarnation of the Flat Earth Society? Recall that the church once proclaimed the Earth was the center of the universe and the Sun and everything else revolved around it.

Science is good for us. I know this to a certainty because a research study in Italy found that people who eat a lot of pizza are less that half as likely to suffer a heart attack as those who only nibble occasionally. My heart should be beating strong two years after I’m dead. That is, unless the creationists are right and the rapture comes first, which would make all that pizza eating in vain. So I guess I’ll just have to keep eating pizza on faith. Or something like that…

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