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My kids are apparently not geography whizzes. I’m off to San Francisco tomorrow. One was thrilled to know that he’d be going to the same city with his mom later this summer. Only trouble is that he’s going to Cincinnati. The other admonished him for thinking SF was in Ohio as it was clearly in Arizona. Turns out he was thinking of Santa Fe (pronounced “Santa Fee”). School’s only been out a couple of weeks and their brains are mush already.