I’m a hero. And no, I don’t mean I’m a long tubular sandwich, although the fact that I’m not should put to rest once and for all the notion that you are what you eat. I mean I’m now an actual American hero. I’m in league with the likes of John Glenn, Abraham Lincoln, and Superman. My time has come. I have arrived.
I know I’m a hero because I’ve been recognized by a major celebrity on national television as one of our nation’s heroes. And it only cost me $50.
This screen capture came from last night’s Colbert Report where Stephen faithfully acknowledges those who contribute to his SuperPAC by shamelessly pandering to them. This is also evidence that I’ve fulfilled the promise I made to my kids last month that if I was lucky enough to sell my ancient boat for a fair price that I’d send a donation to the organization dedicated to making a better tomorrow tomorrow. Done and done.
It’s not at all clear my kids really care about this, nor is there any obvious connection between boat sales and snarky political activism. It’s perhaps more that I’m prone to the unwarranted linking of disparate thoughts running through my brain after 11pm. But at least I follow through on them.