It be that time o’ the year again me hearties.  The piratical ways arrr upon us as September 19th draws nigh. It is once more:

International Talk Like a Pirate Day

So be brushin’ up yer pirate speak.  Grab yer jacks n’ yer wenches and hoist a mainsail, or maybe a mug of grog.  Or at the very least freak out the person passing the plate in church on the morrow when you toss in yer doubloon.  If ye be a landlubbin’ son of a biscuit eater tomorrow, we’ll be forced to keelhaul yer ragged butt and send it to Davy Jones’ locker.  Don’t be thinkin’ we won’t.