To all the ladies out there: please consider this news carefully before you send your sweetie off to the gym, or give him grief for resting his lard-ridden ass on the sofa.
A study fresh from Erciyes University in Turkey shows that fat men make better lovers. That is, unless you’re in a hurry to get to a 50% off shoe sale or make a manicure appointment. In those cases, you’ll definitely want a gym rat. The study found a pronounced correlation between low BMI and premature ejaculations. So apparently 50 push-ups is not the only thing your studly man can rip off in under a minute.
If you want that slow easy lovin’, you need a man who knows about slow and easy. You need a beer and chicken wing fueled love machine who’s not afraid to stop and catch his breath now and again.
So feel free to drink in that ripply ab eye candy showing on the E! network. Go ahead and ogle those big guns hanging from the hunks on your favorite reality show. And we’ll be right here on the couch when you’re ready for some real lovin’.
Since the dawn of Reagan, the joys and woes of supply-side economics have rattled about American politics. The economic concept itself is far older, but Reagan popularized it, and the post-Reagan conservatives have practically made a religion out of it. But what is it? And is it actually a good thing or a bad thing?
Also known as trickle-down economics, supply-side economics holds that low taxes, tax breaks, and other business friendly incentives are good for the economy and will eventually raise the standard of living for the middle and lower income classes by incentivizing the rich to grow their businesses. Expanded business means more jobs, and also means more product in the market place which drives down prices—both of which are a boon to the less than rich.
This has been the dominant theory driving economic policy in the U.S. since 1980. And it is of paramount importance right now as we debate how to get out of the economic stagnation we find ourselves in. Are more supply-side policies the answer? If only it were that simple.
Everyone is familiar with the basic relationship of supply and demand. Supply-side economics essentially holds that growing the supply side of the relationship will drive total economic growth. An excess of supply will drive prices lower, providing more money for people to buy other things, thereby growing overall demand… which then pushes up supply, and the economy spirals upward to everyone’s joy.
Except it doesn’t work like that for all businesses, at least not when individual businesses are making independent decisions. If you are creating a fundamentally new product, let’s say a very high-efficiency low-cost solar cell, then investing to grow supply ahead of demand has a positive impact on your business. Demand will rise to meet your supply as you have a hot new product. This drives business growth.
However, if you produce commodity products such as cars, cameras, or peanut butter, a growth in supply only serves to drive down your profits. One of two things will happen. The lower cost of your goods will increase demand such that you can move your larger inventory, but at a lower profit margin. Alternatively, you’re just stuck with a warehouse full of goods for which there is no demand. Neither scenario makes good business sense. It’s a far better strategy to sit on your cash and wait for the demand to improve.
It’s also important to note one other emerging factor in supply-side strategy that wasn’t really an issue back in 1980. We now live in a global economy. If increasing the supply is accomplished by building factories in China or Mexico, the cost of the goods will still go down, but there is no domestic job growth to lower the unemployment numbers or raise the standard of living for the working class such that they are in a position to purchase all those new goods.
So how does this play out when we’re talking about economic policies like federal stimulus or the Bush tax cuts? The upshot is there is little middle class value to across the board tax cuts for the rich. Giving the rich more money doesn’t necessarily mean they’ll invest it domestically to expand business. On the other hand, targeted incentives requiring domestic investment in new technologies or markets can be very effective. This is where supply-side excels.
The reality though, is new technologies and markets take a long time to develop. They are the correct long term strategy for growth, but they don’t help us now. The only remaining solution with immediate term impact is to fuel the other side. Fuel the demand. And the only lever we really have there is for the federal government to become the spender. Whether directly, through things like unemployment insurance, or indirectly through hiring people to build roads and bridges, the federal government is the only hope for a short term economic recovery.
But won’t that bankrupt the country with debt? This is a reasonable concern, but keep in mind that both sides agree that debt in the face of a deflationary crisis is the right path to recovery. Further, both sides agree that once the economy grows at a reasonable rate again, the cost of the debt gets lowered to comfortable levels. The conservatives are actively trying to keep the Bush tax cuts as a way to stimulate the economy, and they argue the cuts pay for themselves via the growth they create. The liberals want to allow the tax break to expire for the rich and reinvest that money in the economy, also claiming the short term investment debt will be small beans once the overall economy is humming again. So there is agreement on the benefits of taking on the debt. The disagreement is over how to spend the money.
As with most things in life, the truth is somewhere in the middle. Just giving across the board money to the rich doesn’t help, nor does just giving away cash to consumers. Rather, the government needs to approach this as an economic investment. Make reasoned decisions about businesses and opportunities to incent on the supply side. For example, the newly proposed R&D tax credit for businesses is a step in the right direction.
Similarly, make careful choices about what demand-side purchases are made by the government. Invest in infrastructure with long term benefit, such as the newly proposed public works spending plan. And resist the urge for feel-good programs like Cash for Clunkers.
As a nation, we can and will get through this economic crisis. But the pain will pass much quicker if we can use the tools from the toolboxes of both the left and the right. We need to stop hammering nails in with wrenches out of some misguided allegiance to a particular guild.
Craigslist has buckled to pressure from 17 state attorneys general and blocked access to its adult services section for U.S. visitors. The link on the site is now inactive and a black “censored” bar appears where the link would normally show.
Meanwhile, the Tea Party, a group dedicated to small government, freewheeling capitalism, and fewer government regulations on businesses has been silent on the issue. Doesn’t it seem they should be righteously piqued?
There’s an understandable urge to just say, “So long and good riddance.” After all, the adult services section is well known for advertising thinly veiled offers for prostitution and other illegal activities under the guise of legal escort, dating, or massage services. However, it’s important to note here that Craigslist has not been accused of any actual crime. The site merely provides an online classified ad service similar to that found in newspapers around the country.
It’s hard to argue that a newspaper is liable for carrying an ad for a legitimate service that turns out to be something untoward. If the medium of the advertisement is suddenly responsible for the legitimacy of the product or service being sold, then the infomercial business would disappear overnight. Okay, maybe it’s hard to argue that would be a bad thing either, but the point is that the vehicle of the advertisement is not accountable for the illegal activity, regardless of how distasteful the activity is. Think of it this way. If a TV station advertises a local carnival, and one of the carnival’s rides has been improperly maintained and is a safety hazard, should the parents of children injured on that ride be able to sue the TV station? Yet, this is exactly what’s happened in this situation. The government has repeatedly threatened and cajoled Craigslist on the basis that somehow it should be responsible for the ad’s content. This, despite the fact that Craigslist has actively and voluntarily aided law enforcement on a number of occasions, and has made repeated attempts to make it harder for people to accidentally encounter adult services ads, or for illegitimate businesses to place them.
The cold reality is that Craigslist is a perfectly lawful business. What they are doing has been done by print newspapers forever. Yet they are being singled out and harassed by a government overstepping its bounds. This is exactly the sort of example you would expect Sarah Palin to whip out at her next rally as an example of big brotherish government run amok. But it’s highly unlikely that will happen.
With the exception of Rand Paul, who seems to stick to his Libertarian ideals even when it runs him toward uncomfortable conclusions, most of the Tea Party faithful are fervently in favor of the big broad brush ideals of freedom, liberty, and small non-intrusive government, but get oppositional when those ideals lead them astray of their moral convictions. Tea Party ideals should result in strong support for Craiglist, but the larger moral disgust for “adult services” will override that. Of course, Tea Party ideals should also result in a Pro-Choice position, a movement to get out of unaffordable foreign wars, and support for legalization for marijuana.
It won’t. But if it’s all about ideology, it should.