They go round and frickin’ round!  Paul Stender and his team from Indy Boys Inc. have built a good old fashioned school bus that tops out at 367mph.  Why?  If you have to ask why then you just understand the true nature of men.

The bus sports a jet engine off of a phantom fighter plane and consumes 150 gallons of fuel in just a quarter mile run.  There are frickin’ flames coming out the back.

To put this in perspective, if my kids could ride this bus to school they’d arrive in just under 23 seconds.  That is, assuming you ignored acceleration and deceleration times, stop signs, and well… corners.  Not to mention it would take 1380 gallons of fuel for each trip which I’m sure would have an impact on my school taxes.

But it’s still awesome…