ATTN: Mr. Atkins

KFC BaconGood news for all you low-carb dieters out there.  KFC is introducing a bread-free sandwich.  This baby is bacon and cheese stuffed between two pieces of fried chicken.

Never you mind the 32g of fat or the 1380mg of sodium, this puppy is virtually carb-free.  It will be available for your gastrointestinal pleasure on April 12th.

Can you feel that little flutter in your heart as you think about it?  No?  Well wait until you eat one.  It’ll bring your ticker to a standstill.  But hey, did I mention there are virtually no carbs?

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