Kim doesn’t know it, at least consciously, but she prefers me to George Clooney and Toby Keith.  Oh sure, I know I’m not as smooth and good looking as George, and while Toby makes her swoon when he sings, I make her ears bleed.  But apparently none of that matters.

I know this because a poll of 2,500 women revealed that 91 per cent would actually prefer a guy who had a few flaws.  A spokesman for www.onepoll.com, which carried out the research, said: “Publically, girls will claim they want a muscly guy, who is hair free and manly enough not to show his emotional side.”  But their secret desires explain why the rest of us get dates from time to time anyway.

As a service to Kim, I’ve listed the most sought after qualities in a man and compared myself against my celebrity competition.  In fact, if rooting for my sons’ school teams counts as being passionate about a sports team then I’m a clean sweep.  She so wants me. Although I’m sure she wouldn’t mind if I could sing to boot.