So much for the virtues of living a squeaky clean vice free life. (Sorry Dad.) Two news stories this week indicate that drinking coffee and drinking beer may each aid in preventing men from developing prostate cancer. In retrospect, I’ve been working most of my adult life to forestall prostate problems, and I see no reason to start taking chances now. Just remember Honey, I’m doing this for you.

At the rate I’m going my prostate should be healthy until two years after I’m dead.