Obama Is a Totalitarian Space Lizard!

Chicago Tribune writer

Imagine… At a time of political turmoil, a charismatic, telegenic new leader arrives virtually out of nowhere. He offers a message of hope and reconciliation based on compromise and promises to marshal technology for a better future that will include universal health care.

Except it turns out that the new arrival is really a human skinned alien reptile bent on total domination of the planet. And you were worried he might be a secret Muslim…