Barbara Brame, a newly ordained minister, was more than a little shocked when Jesus showed up in her kitchen curtains. I mean, who wouldn’t be? You expect Jesus on things like a tortilla, but drapes?

You see it, right? In the center just, to the right of the seam, find the long slender nose. Work your way out from there until the eyes, mustache, beard, even the long flowing hair appear in your imagination the fabric. That is unmistakably Charlton Heston as Jesus (or Moses, or Ben Hur, or one of those old bible timey guys).

Ms. Brame is quoted as saying, “Maybe he’s trying to tell me something. Maybe he’s trying to tell me to go out there and save souls.”

It’s possible that’s the message. Although interestingly, just to the left of the seam you can see a Roswell alien head atop what looks like a Nacho Cheese Dorito. So the message might be to avoid flying saucers and snack foods. Then again Barbara, perhaps the Lord is just trying to tell you it’s time to wash your darn curtains.