At first I thought this was a joke, but if you’re brave enough, you can actually order one of these bears. Why would you do that? The advertisement would have you believe that you would do it to alleviate that annoying seat belt strap pressure while in the car.

Although I think it’s primary purpose may be to cause policemen to double over in laughter should you ever be pulled over. Imagine your manly self being asked for your license and registration with a cute cuddly bear resting on your shoulder.

Or for you ladies, apparently the preferred application is to nestle the bear in your bosom. What better way to mortify your daughter when picking her up from school than to have a stuffed animal in your cleavage?

“What’s that mommy?”

“Oh Honey… it’s just Mommy’s tiddy bear.”

“But Mommy! You said we’re not supposed to say that word.”