You know when you just feel like pounding your chest, but just can’t muster the energy to make the sound effects? Yeah, me neither. But just in case, here’s the perfect solution. A bongo drum t-shirt. Four distinct tones available at your fingertips. Perfect for demonstrating that you have no rhythm without exerting the effort to move to the dance floor. On the flip side, it likely will encourage your friends to smack you on the chest. A point that potential purchasing girl-geeks may wish to consider before plunking down the $49 to implicitly give people permission to cop a feel.