How’d you like to work for Canon? Employees there have to stand. All chairs have been removed as a productivity enhancement. It saves all that time getting up and down I guess. Further, if they are in a hallway walking slower than 5 meters every 3.6 seconds an alarm and flashing lights go off as the employee is informed that they are an “inefficient waste of air.”
Which does make you wonder if they would prefer that you were an efficient wast of air. I suppose it at least gives you a goal. I like my job a lot better after reading this.