You know the temperature is udderly freezing when farmers start making furry bras for their cows. Seriously, at 50 below zero they put the rabbit fur lined garments about the bovine dangly bits to keep them from nipping off.

And lest your lady be left out, they also make fur bra liners for human females so they won’t feel that you’re doing something for your cow you wouldn’t do for her. The teenage boy inside me really wants to make something of the fact that these bra liners are made from beaver pelts, but the adult in me is just gonna leave that one hanging out there and let you do with it what you will.