Now that we have a new President, many of you may be concerned about his fate. Not to worry. Myanmar astrologer San-Zarni Bo assures us that Obama will win reelection in 2012. Further, that he will survive three assassination attempts, this year, next, and in 2013.

However, the incoming Secretary of State may not be so fortunate. The comically named astrologer remarked, “According to astrology, the arrow is pointing to Madam Clinton.”

Stay tuned as San-Zarni Bo’s younger brother Zam-Bo Ni is due to make Stanley Cup predictions later this month.