…and 1,500 more lined up outside the door. For those of you planning to attend the Inauguration Day festivities, you might want to pull a Lisa Nowak and pack some Pampers for the trip. D.C. Metro and the National Parks Service are estimating that based on estimated crowd sizes, there will be only one public toilet available for every 6,849 people at the parade. At one minute per pee, that’s over 114 hours to wait if you’re the last guy in line and nobody pees twice. Perhaps you should stop consuming liquids now, just as a precaution.

Even if you’re not going to the event, I’m sure the news will cover it. Keep the above in mind when you see all the dancing in the streets on TV. I suspect it won’t all be motivated by jubilation.