Better Kiss Your Honey This Year – While There’s Still Plenty

Unnamed horticulturalists are claiming that the future of mistletoe is in doubt. Now normally I’m not one to let anonymous threats concern me, but if this was a hoax, they wouldn’t have gone to all the trouble to look up the word horticulturalist in the dictionary, so I think we need to pay this some heed. Don’t panic though. They are saying that there is an ample crop this year. It’s just that at some point in the just distant enough to not panic you but not so distant you shouldn’t care future, you may need to find another reason to risk a sexual harassment suit at the company Christmas party.

You have been warned.

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