Kids in the Blender

It’s sometimes tempting to fantasize about taking the best genetic bits of each kid and building one uber-child. It would certainly be cheaper to to send just the one to college. But I watch enough sci-fi to know these things usually result in some hideous mutated creature that takes its revenge on the parents and the surrounding village. So, in deference to my neighbors’ well-being, I’ve opted to just morph their school pictures up.

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