Okay, a nerd joke for today. If you get it, you probably have a nerd gene in you somewhere. If you think it’s funny, you probably still have a pocket protector stashed away somewhere.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third, a quarter of a beer. The bartender says “You’re all idiots”, and pours two beers.