5-Year-Old Leaves Day Care, Goes to Hooters

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He went to a Pep Boys, where he swiped some gum, according to a store worker. The boy then hiked to a RaceTrac gas station where he stole a soda, according to investigators.

His walk then led to a Hooters restaurant where employees gave him a coloring book and soda pop to drink and called police.

The child was not hurt and he was released to his father.

How proud was his dad? His boy broke out of that sissy day care, made a bee line for an auto parts store, then a gas station, and ended up at Hooters where he managed to get lots of staff attention. [insert Tim Allen “more power” noises here]