To add a little variety to your day, go to sensibleunits.com to convert common measurements into real conversation starters (or enders). For instance, did you know that I am 1.4 Alaskan Moose antler spans tall and weigh 5 microwave ovens? I’m thinking of using that data on my next medical form. I also learned that it’s 39 Burj Dabai towers from my house to Beauty’s. (Apparently that translates to 3.6 Mt Everests, but those fractional mountains are always such a pain to climb.)