Have you ever wondered if there was a situation where encountering a naked woman was a bad thing? I assure you that the answer is “yes”. And the evidence is here.
Key quote:

A woman trying to make “manure bombs” using stockings, slipped into a slurry tank and fled the scene naked, German police said on Friday. Two women entered a farm in the northern village of Eberholzen on Wednesday evening and started to fill the stockings with manure.

“One of them slipped into the manure tank, right into the cow muck,” said a spokesman for local police. “The other one helped her out. We found their clothes in a field. One seems to have run off completely naked, the other in her underwear.”

No amount of perfume is gonna help that…