But seriously folks… no honestly… could you have possibly been the principal that dealt with the case of a Florida teacher who was accused of “wizardry” and have made the accusation with a straight face? Is this the state of education in this country where a school’s leaders can reasonably entertain claims of witchcraft based on a simple magic trick performed in a classroom? Apparently the guy was only a substitute teacher, so instead of being fired he was simply not invited to teach in that district any longer. I guess he should be grateful they didn’t try to burn him at the stake.

Maybe it’s a good thing that Florida’s delegates don’t get seated. These people don’t appear bright enough to vote.