Not only is G.W. so bored these days that he’s popping out to pick up the Pope at the airport, but now he’s making guest appearances on the game show Deal or No Deal. Seriously, how lame a duck can he be? Is there a point where it’s ethically the right thing to do to euthanize the duck because of its severe impediments? Maybe Dead Duck would be better than Lame Duck. Hey, it’s worth a shot (har har, wink wink).