Demonstrating yet again why baseball is America’s pastime, the Macon Music, a minor league team from Georgia, have announced they will have Elliott Spitzer Night at the ballpark.

The plans call for an invitation extended to Spitzer to attend the game and throw out the first pitch. Other elements for the promotion include:

– The Music will give away a trip to New York and a one-night stay at the Mayflower Hotel.

– The ninth fan – or Client No. 9, as Spitzer was known in the prostitution ring – into the ballpark will receive a free Music prize pack.

– Fans with the name Eliot, Spitzer or Kristen, along with any fan from New York, will receive $1 off admission. Any fan who has ever resigned a position will also receive $1 off admission.

– The Music will play Frank Sinatra songs throughout the night.

– Wire taps will be placed around the stadium.

– Fans will be able to use ATMs in the ballpark available for cash withdrawals not to exceed $5,000 per hour.

– The 871st fan through the gates will receive a gift certificate for the team store.

Classy…