Employment in the Afterlife

Does the expression, “I’m going to work until I die” trouble you?? More specifically, does it trouble you because you think you’ll have to stop working at death? Well fear not friends. The Advanta corporation is here to put your soul at ease. They are currently looking to hire a Deceased Workflow Specialist.

Presumably next month we’ll see an opening for Director of Essential Hyphenation…

One thought on “Employment in the Afterlife

  1. Dang Timmy! Now your doing your little bloggy poo AND looking for a job on careerbuilder while at work? WTF? You have too much friggin time on your hands – you should make a trip to the Mall and buy yourself a life.

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