Lots of interesting (if not troubling) stats in this Pew Research Center survey on what Americans know (or don’t know) about their government and world affairs. But I find the most comical to be that regular viewers of The Daily Show and The Colbert Report scored 54% higher than regular viewers of Fox News. Hold on a minute while I try to come up with an astonished expression…

I’m not sure which aspect of this AP news story is more disturbing. That there are are $2000 toilets available with “pulsating massage spray” or that they have a tendency to burst into flames beneath your nether regions.