The CES (Consumer Electronics show) in Las Vegas is the place to be after Christmas. Everyone who’s anyone is there. Except for Steve Jobs who stole the show from San Francisco by announcing the iPhone. And me of course. and probably you. But based on all the people at work who went, it was a pantheon of plasmas and a load of LCDs, mixed with lots of shiny things to warm the heart of any geek.

But not everyone scores big there, and to salute them, there are the Woots. The awards for the worst in show. Think of it as the Razzies for nerds.