Introducing Under Ease. Or maybe someone else you know needs it. Wait, can you give this as a gift? Is there a model with noise baffles? I suspect if you put a Depends liner in here, you’d never have to get up again. Hmmmm.

Just 18 months ago, President Bush had this to say:

“Some Americans ask me, if completing the mission is so important, why don’t you send more troops? If our commanders on the ground say we need more troops, I will send them. But our commanders tell me they have the number of troops they need to do their job. Sending more Americans would undermine our strategy of encouraging Iraqis to take the lead in this fight. And sending more Americans would suggest that we intend to stay forever, when we are, in fact, working for the day when Iraq can defend itself and we can leave. As we determine the right force level, our troops can know that I will continue to be guided by the advice that matters: the sober judgment of our military leaders.”

Curiously, just last month Generals Abizaid and Casey, the “commanders on the ground” in Iraq, both said that additional troops would not be useful. They have since both been replaced/removed. Hmmmmm.